[Verse 1] Well I'm trekking to Altoona on the road for several hours Dodging road cones on the turnpike and drinking lots of coffee I got eight mind-numbing hours of meetings that will cover Things that could have been covered in an email or two They don't know I got better things to do [Chorus] I could be bathing a cat, clipping my toenails, washing my hair Reading some junk mail, watching episodes of Gilligan's Island Trying to figure out why my dog is smiling They say it's gonna be later rat