[Verse 1] Johnny brought a nine millimeter gun to school Snuck it right by the metal detectors Those rent-a-cops they have got a fools And if anybody gives him any trouble Well they know just what to do 'Cause Johnny brought a nine millimeter gun to school [Verse 2] Johnny's sister Mary had a baby yesterday She said she wouldn't give it up for adoption Even though she's fifteen And her boyfriend Bobby lives with a bottle When he heard the news he ran away Johnny's sister Mary had a baby yest