The Incredible Insidious Egg

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The document expresses an intense, expletive-filled rant about the author's frustrations with eggs. The author questions why humans consume eggs in the first place, criticizing chickens, the fragility of eggshells, and the difficulties of cooking eggs. They also express annoyance with egg-related idioms and metaphors, and lament the egg's omnipresence in breakfast cuisine. The author concludes with a humorous acceptance of their struggle with eggs, vowing to confront their egg each morning.