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Welcome back to 102.1 WRIT. You know, recently a big topic around America is bing golf. Especially with the Masters coming up in the near future, we have been lucky enough to have an audio drama written by a fan, sent in for all of us to listen to. With that being said, I hope you enjoy. This is 102.1 WRIT. What is this? What is what? This article you put out about the Masters and how their food is brainwashing the patrons? Oh, that. Well, you see, I was listening to this podcast about crazy conspiracy theories, and one of the conspiracy theories was about the Masters' food. You know how it's so cheap? Well, one thought is that it's because the food is so cheap, there's something that they put in sandwiches that caused the patrons to go and spend thousands of dollars on things in the gift shop, which is where all their money is coming from. Take it down. But now, we're not going to put these stupid conspiracies up on our website to hurt our brand. We do not write about crap like this. We write about golf. Now, how's that article on Tiger's new Sunday Red brand coming? I'm just about to wrap it up. Good. Get it on my desk by two o'clock, no later. I'm going to go take a look. I got him to take it down. I don't think anyone really took it seriously, but we'll have to keep a close eye on him for the time being. Yes, sir. I understand. I won't let anything like this get out again. Good morning, Bill. It's officially time. All that hard work we put in over the winter, it's finally time to see what we are made of. Yes, it is, Chris. I'll be over shortly in 10 minutes. Great to see you, Chris. How are you feeling? Also, on a side note, what do you plan on eating during the match? I want to make sure you have 100% effort and feel good all 18 holes. Great to see you, too. I feel refreshed and ready to take on this tournament. I honestly had a little trouble sleeping. I'm so excited. But eating-wise, I plan on eating the food they serve at the tournament. What do you think about that? I don't know why, Chris. I really recommend you bring your own food. That's just me, though. I know it may suck, but for the benefit of your performance, you really should. Well, I'm gonna eat whatever I want to eat. I'm the only one playing, so I should decide what I want to do with my body. Well, Chris, I'm just recommending you what I think will benefit you the most. Whether you take up my advice or not will be a you problem, not me. Sorry, I tried my best. With the Masters coming up around the corner, I need everyone to be hands on deck. Jonathan, I need that Scheffler story on his wife and his kid on my desk by the end of the day. Jessica, I need betting odds yesterday, so get on it. And lastly, let's have a good week. Nothing is better than the Masters. Hey, Sully, can I talk to you real quick? Yeah, what's going on? For starters, here's the Scheffler story. I finish it up before the meeting. And also, why did you want me to get rid of the conspiracy stories so badly? Jonathan, that's not what we do here. We don't feed conspiracies into our readers' heads. We give them real golf stories. Then what is this story for Scheffler's wife about? This is nothing about golf and everything about his wife's pregnancy. Why weren't you letting me get creative with my writing? That was a really good story I had, and you just trashed it without even reading it. Listen, there's just some things that just aren't newsworthy, and that article was not newsworthy. Simple as that. I really think there was something there, though. I don't understand why you wouldn't let me run it. Look, I just couldn't. I don't know what to tell you, Jonathan. Okay, Sully, I understand. That'll show him. And post. Hello? What do you mean? I told him to get rid of the post. He took it down two days ago. You went behind my back and posted that article? Take it down now. Whoa. Calm down, Sully. Why do you care? I posted it on a separate website that has nothing to do with the company. Why do you care so much about it? That's not important right now. Take it down. No, I don't have to. It's my own website. Why do you care so much? It's not important. Just take it down now. Tell me why, and I'll take it down, because it shouldn't bother you because it's on a completely different site, like I said before, than the one our company uses. I can't do that. Okay, then I'm keeping it up. Okay, fine. I'll tell you. The article you wrote with the conspiracy theory is true, and my boss wants me to take it down. Because if it gets out that Augusta is brainwashing the patrons with the food, the Masters as we know it is over. Whoa. Why didn't you just tell me that? Because it's top secret, and it cannot get out. Why can't it get out? Because this week, this Masters weekend, my boss is going to fully activate the chip they put in the pimento cheese sandwich. And when he turns on the chip, the entire crowd is going to go to the pro shop and buy out the entire merchandising section and make millions. I don't care anymore. I'm just going to eat it. And whatever happens, happens. All of a sudden, Chris drops to the ground and is unconscious. His chatty looks shocked and disappointed, knowing that he tried his best to prevent this. He just did not listen to him. Man, really going to leave us on a cliffhanger like that. I can't wait to see what happens next time. But for now, here's Nine Ball by Zach Bryan. You're watching 102.1 WRIT. Thank you. I don't want to mess up my father's wheelchair.