tragic accidents

I don't even know what's happening today. You never know what's happening, ever. We were doing things on this episode. We are going to report it. Oh, God. Sorry. I'm actually dying. I can't pick up your phone call. Please stop. Please stop. Why do we have Baltimore Bridge? Oh, yeah. The Baltimore Bridge went down today. Oh, that's yummy. Baltimore Bridge hit the floor. There was a truck and the truck didn't even go under the bridge. It ran into one of the pillars. How are you that stupid? It completely crashed into one of the pillars and, like, drove through it. Not only he died, but the bridge fell down and a lot of people died. Fun. Wait, not fun! It hit the wonderful pillar and decided to go. Oops. I did it. Again? Again? Um, so, by the way, Kelsey's here this time. Yes, he's our special guest. We're going to have a special guest every Tuesday. Every what? Tuesday. Tuesday. But we might not record Tuesday. The first day we record, stop. The first day we record in a week. Yes. That's what she literally just said, Carson. I don't know. Is that a Varun one? Why is there a bald man's head? What are you talking about? North Korea refuses all contact with Japan? They do that with everyone, don't they? Yeah, but Japan was Japan and they were Japan. Yeah, Japan exists and everyone hates it. Why do all countries just immediately hate Japan? I don't know. Gwen doesn't. Is she a country? No. Uganda. Gwen is not. What was that? I don't know. Is that the only country you know other than USA? You don't even know what that is? Oh, God. Wait, what? Is that China? Aren't we meant to be doing something not looking at China propaganda? Um, I'm not. I think we're doing top five subjects, but I don't really know. I don't know where we are and I don't even know if we're still recording. We are recording, I hope. I don't think we're recording. Where did Udacity go? I don't know if we're recording. And then we can also do... What is this, bro? I don't think we're recording. I don't know. It took us out of it when I clicked on that one thing. Where are we? We're lost. Just click on Udacity. Oh, we are recording. Hooray! Are you guys proud of me? Good job, Wyatt. I didn't stop recording. Stop screaming. Also, when you talked about speaking, speak! We actually just kidnapped her. Yeah, we tied her up and talked to her. She had a panic attack because no guests wanted to join. So I just raised some of them. And yours was one of them. And so he's like, fine. Why are we looking at propaganda from every country? I'm not. I can't say that one. I can't say that one. Yeah, we aren't allowed to read the headline of what I'm looking at. We can't read the headline of this one. Yeah, we can't read that headline. I'll go back to Udacity. Elephant. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you for calling me fat. Stop assaulting me. God. This is what happened. I didn't do anything. Oh, I thought it was going to say punch Trump. I know, right? That's what I thought, too. Even Colbert punches through Trump's face about himself. He doesn't have a myth about himself. Oh! Let's check on that one. My fifth favorite... Unless this person wants to do it. I'm doing it. My fifth favorite is... Reading. It's a meatball. It's a meatball. It's a meatball or something. It's a meatball or something. You're forbidding me. You can't say that, Wyatt. No, I shouldn't say it. It's not me saying it, so it's fine. Why are we being quiet? Why am I the only one being... Oh, that's a great one for it to be, too. You agree with my fifth favorite. You don't like my favorite. Okay, so... Chelsea doesn't agree with your fifth. Chelsea, you're supposed to be talking. She is talking. That's the first two words you said on this entire podcast. Why is that awful, man? I'm listening, actually. I just don't know if I can hear myself. I can hear all of you, so it's fine. I can't say that. Okay, we're back. Nothing happened. No, sir. No. That's a great thing. We also have McKenna. She's probably drowning out most of the rest of us. I don't know. I can't hear her. Why is it so awful? You don't know that. I can't hear myself. I can hear you. Okay. So, Carson, what's your fourth favorite? They were using the third mic, and it's not even working. Sorry, I was being assaulted. I can't hear you. I am allowed to say that. Oh, yeah, we are. So, what's your third favorite? The audience. Huh? The audience is Carson's third favorite. No, it's just you talking. How? Not even paying attention to what's happening. Second favorite. Carson, before you freak out, what does that fit on Wyatt's shoulder? I can't say that. You can't say that either. It's fine. It's fine. I know. The eagle here for this. What's your second favorite? Oh, fine. Music, if it includes bands. We go for something. We can't say what's legal, but we can say if we go for something. Is that like the... Okay, we're back. Are you offering second favorite or... I just said music as second. Cool. I have this. Anyone who knows me knows that I love... You like math. I love geography. I hate math. Math is my favorite. I must be psychotic. I'm very... Oh. I'm very loving towards geography. Geography is my best friend. I know all the countries' flags. Where all the countries are, kind of. I forgot that. The European country capitals. America's... Okay, we're back. Sorry. I learned all the 50 states and the 50 states' capitals, which actually were state requirements. I have wasted my life away on geography. Okay. Hi! Bye-bye, toilet rings. Bye-bye, toilet rings. They're made out of the same thing. My favorite is math, actually. I hate math. No, I just disagree with Preston. Gonna say it on the podcast. Okay, so... Sorry. Can we just ramble on? That's what we're already doing, if you... I know. We were doing that before we were recording, so... Preston, no! He's just trying! No, no, past me. Kelsey, shut up! No, no, no, no, no, past me. No, past me. The doctor's baffled. That's a word for past. I can't say that. Sorry, guys. That thing's near me. Hold on. I... Hi! Don't ask. Yeah, don't ask my topic, because I don't really know. None of us really know. I'm a cheeseburger. Why did we all reply? I don't like that. I don't know. This one's better. I thought it was hit by... Hit by a ship? It was hit by a ship. Go up, go up, go up. It was hit by a ship, Kirsten. It was hit by a ship, Kirsten. It was hit by a ship, Kirsten. That was rough. That was rough. That was rough. That was rough. I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... I didn't question it, but... 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