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This is Reverend Dr. Poop Daddy reporting. So some good shit happened between when we recorded this and me finishing editing this on the 1st of December. On the 24th of November, Derek Chauvin, the man who killed George Floyd, was stabbed 22 times in federal prison. Critical support for our main man, John Tursak, let's get some money on the books for the young man. Also, just today, December 1st, George Santos has been kicked out of the House of Representatives. He will no longer be carrying babies and telling big lies, at least on Capitol Hill no more. Good luck to you, George Santos. Finally, the biggest news of 2023, in all honesty, the one and only, the heir to the throne of hell, the king of bombing and landmines, Henry goddamn motherfucking Kissinger, is finally fucking dead at 100 years old. We can all kind of relax now because this genocidal piece of shit will no longer be advising anyone for the rest of the time we're around on this planet.