Tavern Singer

Blue moon, you saw me standing alone Without a dream in my eye Without a love of my own Blue moon! So kiss me, I'm toothpaste I'm soaked, I'm soiled and brown In the trousers, she kissed me And I only bought her one round I can bench press a car I'm an ex-football star With degrees from both Harvard and Yale Girls just can't keep up I'm a real love machine I've had far better sex while in jail