Deadpool Quotes

The speaker acknowledges that the movie may not fit the typical superhero genre as it involves violence, but emphasizes that it is actually a love story. They humorously describe themselves as a "topical ointment" for crime. The speaker breaks the fourth wall and mentions their enemy's threat to their loved one, prompting them to become a superhero. The speaker ends with a humorous remark about leaving the stove on. You're probably thinking, my boyfriend said this was a superhero movie, but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy into a fucking kebab! Well, I may be super, but I'm no hero. And yeah, technically this is a murder, but some of the best love stories start with a murder. And that's exactly what this is. A love story. And to tell it right, I gotta take you back to long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex. Crime's the disease. Meet the cure. Okay, not the cure, but more like a topical ointment to reduce the swelling and itch. Oh, hi Tom! A fourth wall break inside a fourth wall break? That's like, 16 walls! Now, I'm about to do to you what Limp Bizkit did to music in the late 90s. I didn't ask to be super. And I'm no hero. But when you find out your worst enemy is after your best girl, the time has come to be a fucking superhero. Shit. Did I leave the stove on?