The KittyCrinkle Show Ep 8 The Cruise (Boyfriend Wars Part 2) (Season 1 Finale)

And then he went for the girl. But despite that, I still think he's gay. Did he use his tone? No. Well, maybe a little bit. Hey, Jordan. Michelle, hi. So, Jordan, how was the baseball game? Oh, it was great. The team I was rooting for won. Awesome. So, Jordan, how was your weekend? Michelle, please, can we talk? Hey, Jordan, you hear anything? Cuz I sure don't. Anyway, I gotta go. I have to babysit this other kid. Hopefully if not another goddamn mermaid. Anyway, bye. Still not talking to you, huh? No. I just wish there was something I could do to make it up. I really care about her, and it really hurts me to see her upset. But she won't talk to me. Everybody should talk to me. I'm Kitty Crinkle. Well, I have some advice for you. What? Next time, don't run over her makeup. Hey, that wasn't on purpose. And also, she put her makeup out on the road. I'm sorry. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. It's okay. 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I know. Alright, everybody. Now that I'm boss, there's gonna be a lot of changes around here. First of all, everybody can be on Pornhub for as long as they can. Second of all, everybody can be on Pornhub for as long as they can. See ya. Being boss sure is the greatest. Oh, hello Yidan. Who the hell are you? I'm Roger Stephan, the CEO of this place. And I'm afraid there's gonna be some ground rules. What the hell are these rules? They're crazy. Oh no. Oh no. We have much crazier in the CEO rule but well, I'm not following them. Then prepare to see yourself out of here. No no please. I will follow every rule that needs following. Please. I trust you will follow all the rules. Yes, yes I will. Stupid bitch. What did you say? I said, oh, great master. Isn't this nice, Michelle? We've got everything to ourselves. We've got the ocean. Oh, look, a mockingbird. That's an eagle. Sorry again about what I did to Derek. You know, Kitty Crinkle, this time I forgive you for real. I'm sorry that I started ignoring you. I was rude to you and I left Poison Ivy on your pillow. You left Poison Ivy on my pillow? What? Did I say that? No no no no. I was just joking. Yes, just joking. I don't think you're joking, cause I felt a bit odd two days ago. Look Michelle, Derek is just some pretty boy. You don't need him. Maybe it'll turn out like the ending of Tall Girl when you realize Derek wasn't the one and the one who really loved is standing right in front of you right now. Who? Look, Michelle, try to get your mind of Derek and try focusing on yourself. Okay, I want Derek. What? You did say try focusing on myself. I just did. Boss life is hard. Times have changed. I went from being an employee to a boss, but I can't do this alone. That's why I called you here. Wow, how very nice of you to call me here right in the middle of my date. Come on, Katie, it's an easy job. You can be the assistant manager. All you have to do is boss people around and keep Kimberly out of control. You call that an easy job? Yeah, pretty much. Okay, fine, I'll do this for you. Oh, thank you, Katie. I'll go get you started. Oh, BTW, don't go to the upstairs bathroom. Michelle, do you think you're okay now? Yeah, I think I... Oh, my God, I am so sorry. It's okay. I'm sorry. It's okay. Derek? Michelle? Oh, God damn it. Derek, what the hell are you doing here? I want to kindly ask you the same question. It's okay, Michelle. I'll take care of him for you. Take that. Oh. Take this. Ouch. Prepare to die. Ow, son of a bitch. Kittycrinkle, I know you still hate me, but please, please, just give me and Michelle a chance to talk. Fine, but if you guys do it, there will be hell to pay. They did it. Hey, you. Ugh, what do you want, grandma? Grandma? Dude, I'm like ten years younger than you. You still look like a grandma to me, bitch. What? Oh, God damn it. Come on. What the hell, dude? Oh, sorry, dude. Jordan, what the hell are you doing? Oh, hey, Katie. I decided that I won't deal with the CEO's dumb, so I'll let the employees do anything they want. It's a madhouse in there. Jordan, you're gonna get fired. I'll be fine, Katie. Just do your job. Fine, but can I go to the upstairs bathroom yet? Oh, crap. I forgot to clean it up. Oh, hello, Michelle. Hello, Michelle. How was your date with Derek? Huck, leave me alone, Kitty Crinkle. We just hung out. Really? Cause it seems to me that you guys were doing more than just quote-unquote hanging out. Kitty Crinkle, we were just talking. Leave us alone. Ugh, now you smell like him. Kick under your shoe. Oh, crap. Listen, Kitty Crinkle, you and I are never dating back together, so you may as well forget about it now. I see. You'd rather get back with Derek than get back with me, your celebrity ex-boyfriend. Yes, so just leave me alone, okay? Oh, crap. I've... Oh, my God. Oh, hey, Sullivan. Did you know? Nope, you ain't bothering me about it. Oh, come on. I gave you the ice cream. Jordan, wee holy crap. What did you do to this place? Well, I felt like pissing the boss off more, so I decided to do a little decorating. It looks great. Anyway, I just wanted to tell you that I have a plan to keep everything together. Come on, Kitty. Everything is fine. Hey, everyone, watch me jump off this cabinet. Okay, maybe I was a little wrong about everything being fine. Hey, everyone, do you think you mind toning it down a bit? Okay, thank you. See, it's easy. Dude, some guy just broke the lamp. And Kitty Crinkle just blew up on me. Oh, my God. I am so sorry. Oh, my God. I am so sorry. How is Kitty Crinkle, by the way? He's doing great. But, you know, he may be a little jealous of us. Well, maybe I can schedule a time he and I can hang out again. I don't know. I don't really want you to almost die again. Michelle, I love you, and I will do whatever it takes to get along well with all your friends. Michelle, please take my hand. I'll make sure he and I get along for you. Aww. Hi, Kitty Crinkle. Look, Kitty Crinkle, whatever I did to make you hate me, I'm sorry, and I will try to improve. So you'll dump her for me? I'm sorry, Kitty Crinkle, but I love Michelle, and I feel like you need to move on. Get out of my suite. Oh, please, Kitty Crinkle, please, can we just hang out sometime this week? Fine. I guess we can hang out tomorrow, but I am not gonna enjoy it. Oh, Kitty Crinkle, thank you. No problem, man. Dumb Brit. Jordan, you wanted to see me? Katie, I just wanted to say I can't take this job anymore. I'm quitting and putting you in charge of it. Oh, sure. Thanks, Jordan. Oh, no, I can't do this job anymore. Jordan, I quit. Wait, what? No, no, no, no, no. You're not invited to my next birthday party. Goddamn it. Liam, what the hell? Sorry, dude, the babysitter bade. Aw, Jesus Christ, not again. Isn't this nice, Kitty Crinkle? Yeah, I guess it is kinda nice being out here. Hopefully you're starting to like me a little bit more. Aw, yes, yes, yes. Hey, I'll go get us some drinks, okay? Sure thing, pal. Kitty Crinkle, you just pushed me into the lake. Yeah, I know. I'm not retarded. Can you be a kind gentleman and help me? No way. Dude, Michelle is mine. What the hell? Oh, my God, the place is on fire. How did this happen? Oh, God, gonna get outta here. Oh, yeah, sorry, dude. You see, little dude tried to juggle some matches, and then one thing led to another, and then, yeah. Phew, it was just a dream. Um, Jordan, some dudes are throwing a party. Oh, my God! Oh, my God! Kitty Crinkle, Derek told me that you pushed him into the river. Did you? Maybe. Huck, Kitty Crinkle, what is your problem? I love you, okay? And all this guy's doing is getting in the way. Kitty Crinkle, you and I are over, so get over it, okay? And if you don't, then just leave us alone, okay? Aw, crap, I really messed up, didn't I? Sorry about Kitty Crinkle, sweetie pea, but I'm sure it will get better soon. I'm sure it will. Bye, sweetie. Bye, honey. Hello? Oh, hey, Jo. Yes, yes, I got her. Yes, it's a crazy plan. Oh, yeah, she's all set for tomorrow. Oh, yes, we're gonna kill Michelle by shooting her right in the heart tomorrow. Yes, after I have my green card. Oh, boy, it's been fun only using her for a green card march. -♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪� Derek doesn't really care about you. He's just using you for a green card marriage and he wants to shoot you right in the heart when he has it. Kitty Crinkle, you need to stop being jealous. You and I are never getting back together. Son, forget it. Michelle, I'm not lying. I'm serious. Derek's trying to kill you. No, he's not, Kitty Crinkle. Get over yourself. She has to believe me. She has to believe me. Hey, guys, the boss is gonna kill me if she finds out about this. So can we please not have the party? What did he say? I think he said that we can't have the party, but let's just ignore him and turn it into even louder rock music. Oh, God. Damn it. Okay, Derek, can I take the blindfold off now? Not yet. Honey, keep waiting. Okay, but please make it quick. My show is on at 8. Now, shoot Michelle, Joe. Shoot Michelle? Oh, no, we're talking about a video game. Oh, okay. Okay. Shoot her in 3, 2, 1. Michelle, I'm here. Kitty Crinkle, what are you doing here? Michelle, they're trying to kill you. He only pretended to like you so that he can get a green card. He's a monster. That's not true, Kitty Crinkle. Is it, Derek? Ooh, uh, Michelle, I can't do this anymore. Yes, he's right. The only reason I married you is for a green card. And you know what? You're so stupid. I knew everything. I knew you were a babysitter, and I knew you wanted money, so I brought my daughter over. You knew your daughter was a mermaid? Actually, no. I didn't know that. I'm not gonna let you do this to Michelle. Let's fight. Fine, I'm gonna kick your ass. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I just said it. Let's fight. Oh. Michelle, should I throw him in the river? Do it. Look, Kitty Crinkle, I'm so sorry about everything and for getting you into all this. You were right to be mean to Derek. Yeah, I know. But do you think we can try again on another date? Michelle, I love you and always will, but I think it's time I need to stop obsessing over you and just let you move on. And I think I need to move on, too. But we can still be friends, right? Michelle, I love you and always will, but I think it's time I need to stop obsessing over you and just let you move on. And I think I need to move on, too. Wait, what was the question again? I was, uh, I was asking if you still wanted to be friends. Oh, yeah. Yeah, totally. We can be friends. Yeah. Goddamn guys. Stop. I'm gonna be fired. Goddamn it. Not again. Kitty, what the hell are you doing? Oh, hey, Jordan. I felt bad about earlier, so I came to help you, and then Cameron offered to cut my hair. Hi, Cameron. Leave. Katie, I'm gonna get in big trouble. Don't worry, Jordan. You'll be fine. Jesus Christ, again? Jordan, are you crying? Maybe. Oh, Katie, when the boss finds out everything that is wrong with this place, I'm gonna get fired. I'm sorry I didn't stick with you the first time, but when your boss shows up, we're gonna be a team. Hello, Jordan. Later, gator. Aw, come on. What happened? Well, you see, one thing led to another and then... I don't want to hear it. You're fired. Remember the OnlyFans page? You're rehired. Oh, hey, guys. How was your day? Just another day at work, you know? How was the cruise? Great, great. Yeah, totally. Totally got over Derek. Well, our lives and days may have been crazy, but we're a family, right? Yep, we're a family. Totally. Totally. I'm sorry I didn't stick with you the first time, but when your boss shows up, we're gonna be a team. I'm sorry I didn't stick with you the first time, but when your boss shows up, we're gonna be a team. I'm sorry I didn't stick with you the first time, but when your boss shows up, we're gonna be a team. I'm sorry I didn't stick with you the first time, but when your boss shows up, we're gonna be a team. I'm sorry I didn't stick with you the first time, but when your boss shows up, we're gonna be a team.