Recess:The Next Bell_Everett_Ethan Joseph

A ban on laptops in 2019 has left only hackers with internet access. The speaker taught the hackers chess and now needs their help to get online. They mention needing assistance with binary and bandwidth. The speaker also jokingly asks if the assistance is personal, like a date. I believe it's our only option. Ever since the infamous no laptops on the playground ban in 2019, the only kids who have internet access are the hackers. Yes, it's a move still discussed in hacker lore. But don't worry, I taught them the 4-move checkmate back in kindergarten. They owe me. Actually, we're on a mission. We need to get online quick, which means we need your assistance. For binary, for bandwidth, for the zeros and ones that unite us all. Personal? You mean, like, a date? Mm-hmm.