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      <![CDATA[<p>Welcome to the Cavalcade of Galactic Bullshit!!! This is a monthly podcast where we chat about the massive amount of bullshit going on in the world and spread the "good word" of anarchism. With your hosts Shrug a.k.a Ted, the good Rev Dr Poop Daddy, Cat, Static Dan, and Vivian. @COGB@kolektiva.social &amp; @cogb.bsky.social</p>]]>
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          <title>AUG 2025</title>
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This is the August Episode, so when we recorded this, we didn't have the "GOOD NEWS!" of Charlie Kirk's murder, so the cover will have to suffice for now. We got homunculi, a horrific tale of police overreach in Static's backyard, and a bold legal move by the people of Denmark. In case you weren't sure,

DEATH TO FASCISTS

This episode is also in memory of Ted's puppers, Buster. You are deeply loved and missed.

Ending track from Dave Hause "Your Ghost"</p>]]>
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          <itunes:summary>TW: Police Violence, animal cruelty

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DEATH TO FASCISTS

This episode is also in memory of Ted's puppers, Buster. You are deeply loved and missed.

Ending track from Dave Hause "Your Ghost"</itunes:summary>
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This is the August Episode, so when we recorded this, we didn't have the "GOOD NEWS!" of Charlie Kirk's murder, so the cover will have to suffice for now. We got homunculi, a horrific tale of police overreach in Static's backyard, and a bold legal move by the people of Denmark. In case you weren't sure,

DEATH TO FASCISTS

This episode is also in memory of Ted's puppers, Buster. You are deeply loved and missed.

Ending track from Dave Hause "Your Ghost"</p>]]>
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            <![CDATA[<p>365 days of genocide and destruction by the Zionist "state" of Israel and all we got was a lousy election.</p>]]>
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          <itunes:title>October 2024</itunes:title>
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          <itunes:summary>365 days of genocide and destruction by the Zionist "state" of Israel and all we got was a lousy election.</itunes:summary>
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          <itunes:summary>The April episode of the Cavalcade has news on the student encampments and police suppression of them, 2 new commercials, and plenty to piss off and upset Liberals, the PSL, DSA, and Zionists. Get it while it's hot! FROM THE RIVER TO THE SEA, PALESTINE SHALL BE FREE!</itunes:summary>
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          <itunes:summary>This is a limited time offer from the Chinese Communist Party for cheap flights for all assets in the United States who are fighting for freedom for Palestine and Palestinians. Thank you, Nancy Pelosi!</itunes:summary>
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          <title>COGB Episode 7</title>
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In this month's episode of the Cavalcade we chat about AI "art," police are not actually crime fighters, some sustainable swaps, the Red Guard trying to buy a food truck for houseless outreach, a CPUSA cult, Back II the Future II: the Futuring, and of course the Strike Corner.</p>]]>
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